non veg jokes !

#‎Jokes 1‬.=> Suhagrat Ke Bad,
Pati Apni Patni Se Bola..
Pati: Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi ?!
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Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya
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Patni - "Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya" tongue emoticon grin emoticon

‪#‎Jokes‬.2=>Teacher : Agar Koi Chota Planet Prithvi
Se Takraye Toh Kya Hoga ?
Student : Tadang Jaisa Awaaj Aayega
Teacher (Gusse Se) : Kyun ??
Student : Sunny Medam Ne Kaha Hai.
"Yeh Duniya ...Yeh Duniya Pital Di.
#Jokes.3=> Husband – Cricket Wala Channel Lagao.
Wife – Nahi Lagaungi.
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Husband – Dekh Lunga.
Wife – Kya Dekhloge?
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Husband – Yahi Channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho. frown emoticon

‪#‎joker ‬.3=> Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
"Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai"
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Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
"Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai"
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai!!

‪#‎jokes 5‬.=> Master: Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?
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Boy: Woh Last Seat Ki Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono Ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar Do.

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