Unno :- Insult Hogayi Meri Aaj frown emoticon

Apan :- Kuch Nawa Bol tongue emoticon

Unno :- Suno Na Ji Puri Kahani ..Hua Kya
Is Masoom Si Ladki Ke Saat ...

Apan :- Bol ! tongue emoticon

Unno :- Main Na Dulhan Kan Jake Boli, Kya
Hua Gey Tera Boyfriend Se Kaiku Nai Karri
Shadi Tu ..??

Apan :- Aagey Woh Dewani Aisa Nai Bolte Sunri tongue emoticon

Unno :- Pura Zanana Palat Ke Dekha Hum
Logo Ku ...
Aaii Zor Se Boldi Kya Main
Sonch Li Uski Bhen Piche Ich Thi Meri Main Phir Hallu Kaan Mein Boli ...
Tere
Boyfriend Se Ladli Kya .. ??
Joh Aisa Sudden
Shadi Kar Leri So ..

Apan :- Koi Bhi Nai Suna Kya ? tongue emoticon

Unno :- Suni Uski Bhen .. Meku Side Mein
Leke Jake Bolri ...Tum Joh Bhi Ho.. Allah
Ke Waste Apna Muh Band Rakho Tum !

Apan :- Nai Karna Gey Aise Kaama

Unno :- Main Na Uski Baat Cut Karne Boli
Phir ...
Aaj Shameem Ke Ammi Zinda
Rehte Toh Kitte Khush Hote They Usku
Dulhan Ke Dress Mein Dekh Ke Toh Uski Bhen Bolri Kaun Shameem Kate

Apan :- Kaun Shameem ? Inteqal Hogaya Kya Dulhan Ki Amma Ka ?

Unno :- Nai Ji .. Main Asich Chup Chup
Boldi Uski Baat Ku Cut Karne Phir Uski Bhen Na Meku Bolri Khamosh Khana Kha
Ke Chale Jao Toh Main Bhi Boldi ...
Aaawwww Aaj Agar Dulhan Ke Bawa
Zinda Rehte Toh Kitta Khush Hote They
Bol Ke

Apan :- Dulhan Ke Bawa Ka Bhi Inteqal
Hogaya ?

Unno :- Nai Ji ... Main Asich Chup Chup
Boldi Inteqal Hogaya Bol Ke .. Dulhan Ki
Bhen Garam Hojari Thi Mere Pe ..
Usku
Thanda Karinge Bol Ke Boli Toh Aur
Garam Hogayi Mere Pe Hauli Chipdi Maru ..
Kiska Mang Ke Pen Li Ki Sharara
Pozza Thi Marri So ...

Apan :- Maa Ka Fight Phir Kya Hua Bol ?

Unno :- Asal Na Galti Meri Ich Hai ... ! Phir
Dulhan Ki Bhen Boli ... ! Khamoshi Se
Chale Jao Ap Shadi Mein Se .. Toh Main
Usku Thanda Karne Boli .. Dekho Baji Agar
Aaj Dulhan Ke Bade Bhai Zinda Hote Toh
Kitta Khush Hote They Dulhan Ku Stage Pe Dekh Ke ...

Apan :- Aaiieenn .. Shadi Mein Gayi Ya
Mauta Mein Gayi Tu Hauli Kahi Ki ...

Unno :- Abbaaa. .. ! Dulhan Ki Bhen Meku
Bolri Kaun Hai Gey Tu Meku Dulhan Ki Bhen Kuch Ziyada Ich Gusse Mein Dikhi ..
Uska Gussa Kam Karne Main Phir Boli ..
Kash Aaj Dulhan Ki Bhen Zinda Rehti Toh
Kitta Khush Hoti Thi Bol Ke ... Lekin Jaisa Unne Yeh Suni Thappad Mardi Meku

Apan :- Baigan ... ! Zinda Insaan Ku Mar
Deri Tu .. !

Unno :- Aaji Nai Ji ... Asal Galti Meri Ich
Hai .. Pucho Kaiku

Apan :- Kaiku ?

Unno :- Main Na Galat Dawat Mein Chale
Gayi Thi ... Shameem Ki Shadi Gau Mein
Thi .. Ab Ka Hota Gau Ku Jaana Bol Ke
Main Bazuk Ke Shadi Khane Mein Ghus
Gayi Thi Shameem Ki Ich Shadi Hai Bol Ke How Smart I Am �� unsure emoticon

Apan :- Maa Ki Kirkiri ....

#Smart_hai_katey :,p
#our_zanana tongue emoticon
#the_unno_ka_post tongue emoticon
#The_Hyderabadi_tales tongue emoticon
[ #Unno_Post ] tongue emoticon

��

Commerce Ke Student Agar Film Banaye To Filmo Ke Naam Kya Honge-

1>Kabhi debit kabhi credit��

2>hum accounts k diwane he��a/c

3>Hum profit pe marte hai��������

4>Hum tax de chuke sanam����

5>Hamara calculatar aapke paas he

6>C.A. kia to darna kya
��
7>Commerce se accha kon hai

8>Rab ne miladi balance sheet…��

9> Ek Tha C.A

Commerce shayari… "tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever….tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever….,DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!

������������������������������������������������send to every commerce students .......and make them proud of commerce...������..

#The_Hyderabadi_tales..
#The_Baigan_Rocks...

ıllıllı #кђคlєєl ıllıllı

She :- Amma Bachgyi Main...

Me :- Phir Agyi re iney....

She :- Ja Re Jaldi Jaake Chote Potau Ku Chakleta
De.....

Me :- Wo kaiku Baigan....

She :- Bachgyi Re Haule Excellent Hojta
Tha Mera.... ����


Me :- Kya Amma Kya bolri...

She :- Arey Mere Diwane Popat Excellent
Hote Hote BachI Abhi mai.. Suna Na...

Me :- Kya Excellent Gey Kya bolri...

She :- Arey Main Bhi Kisku Bolriu. Tu Bhi
English Panchar Hai...
Arey Haule Excellent
Re Takkar Hote Hote Bachi Abhi Mai...
��
��

Me :- Teri Toh....Marjana Tha Gey Tu...

She :- Haaaww...
Tu Marja Re Kutte Tera
Excellent Hojao....

Me :- tu jaake pehley English sikh Hauli... Excellent katey Accident ku... tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
#The_Hyderabadi_tales.. tongue emoticon
#The_Baigan_Rocks..

True Love [ Sacha pyaar ] ki 8 nishaniya:"
-

1: Aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte
hai..
.
.

2: Aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
...
,

3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
.

4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai..
.

6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai..
.

7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag
mai unka hi khayal hai.....

8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye
ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai.......

Height of attempting unknown qns in an
exam
.
.
.

.

Question:What is an array..?

.

Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend...

eg. "ARRAY, idhar aa re...

‪#‎Lol‬...
‪#‎Hyderabadi_Tales‬...

ıllıllı ๓ย๒єєภ кђคlєєl ıllıllı

Aeroplane- wright brothers..

Cycle-macmillan..

Telephone-grahm bell
...

Telescope-galileo...

Exams-
.
.
.
.
.

dundho pakad ke marenge...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with
the introduction of IPL n T20

same rules should be applied in examz!

(1) exams timing should be reduced to
one hour

(2) power play – no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.

(3) cheer leaders – to dance after every
right answer written.

(4) strategic time-out – time for students
for discussion.

(5) super over – chance for students to form their own question.....

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka
pucha jayega
.
.

.

.

.

.
.
1.Roll no

2.Exam

3.Date

4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?

Anything 4 u... tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon

‪#‎Khaleel....

Ammi: Khana khane Aao bete!

Me: Han, Aara ruko !

*After 10 Minutes*

Ammi: Aate Aaj Tm???

Me: aarau ji ammi,ruko zara..!!

*After 20 Minutes*

Me: Khana Diyo ji Ammi , Dabakey bhuk
h lagri.

Ammi: Jisko Message'an Karra tha nai wo
Dalindar potti ko bol Aake khana dalke
diyo.

‪#‎PaniPaniKardiye‬..
‪#‎Ammisim‬...
‪#‎hyderabadi_Tales‬...

ıllıllı ‪#‎кђคlєєl‬ ıllıllı

A question was asked to St. Mary clg and
Narayana clg
.
...

Why is teachers day celebrated???..
.. .

Ans by Narayana clg:

(Tells the whole
story about the teacher's day.)
.
.
..

Ans by St. Mary clg: for the celebration......

‪#‎The_Hyderabadi_Clg_Tales‬..!

ıllıllı ‪#‎кђคlєєl‬ ıllıllı..

'Doctors chahe kitna bhi padhlo magar
Hyderabadi patients ke

'kaisa kaisa kich'

hora ka ilaaj nai kar sakte

‪#‎HaqiqatLiyo‬ ‪#‎NaiSahiMe‬?

"Facebook Pe Ek Aisa Shaks Rehta, Uney
Jaha Bhi Gaya Waha Ka Check'in Daal'Ta
Ich Daal'Ta." *

Feeling Sukoon At Gvk Washroom With 
48 Other's*

‪#‎ItteKayIchHai‬?? xD ‪#‎Hao‬?

Ghar Ma Na'am Rabiya, Facebook Pe
'Cutilixious Rabz',

Bio Mae 'Am Dad's
Princess, Walid'Sahab Kaa Ke Raja The
Ki."

‪#‎SryBaji‬ :'D ‪#‎DilPeNakkoLo‬
‪#‎AageKaNakkoPucho‬..

‪#‎The_Baigan_pana‬...

Girl :- Chalo main Chupti hu...
tum muje dhundh lena...

Boy :- Thik h...

Girl :- Agar tumne mujhe dhundh liya to
ham shoping krne chalenge...!!
.

Boy :- Agar maine nai dhundha to...???
.
.

Girl :- Aisa mat kaho na janu...

main darwaze ke piche hi Chupungi...

‪#‎_baigan_k_bataan_‬
‪#‎Our_zanana‬...

He: apke pappa kya karte?
.
.
.

She: chu chu karte aamil hai sab ke upar
se jinn aur mala mata nikalte.. .
.
.

He: phir tumare upar se kaiku nai nikalre
kate zara puchke bolo...

‪#‎jali_Toh_Sorry‬..!

He:- "Tumaari Mohabbat Mae Hum Haat
Ku Charpate Marliye."

She:- "Kaun Maaro Bole?"

‪#‎AyyyyllllliiiiJao‬..

‪#‎Jaali_diyaa_miya_iney‬...

In a school function
A K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
...

when girl was about
to start her speech ...

Others asked him
Why r you closing your
ears?

He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
.
.
.
.
. .
My Dear
Brothers n Sisters ....

‪#‎hyderabadi_chotey_nawabs‬..

Me : Ammi,Mohabbat ek virus hai. :'D

Ammi : Meri chappal,girda aur belan kuch
Anti-Virus hai.

-Ek darkhwast me sab barkhast boltey. ...

‪#‎Ammisim‬..
‪#‎The_Hyderabadi_Tales‬..

Others Telling to their Friends:

Day 1: Kal subah se Jogging ko jayenge
apan

Day 2: Aaj bahut maza aaya jogging
karke..

Day 3: Aaj to aur bhai maza aagaya..

Hyderabadi:

Day 1: Kal subah se jogging jainge apan
mama...

Day 2: jainge re bhai kal se pakka..

.
Day 3: Repeat Day 2

Day 4: Repeat Day 3
‪#‎Repeat‬
‪#‎ApneLoga‬ ‪#‎KiraaakHyderabadis‬...

‪#‎Khaleel‬...

Unno : jaanu mein roz tumare khwabon me
aatiyun kya..??

Apan : nai main roz ayital-kursi padhke
sotaun...

ıllıllı ‪#‎кђคlєєl‬ ıllıllı..

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
.
.

Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day
Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
. .

All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

‪#‎ßâïgäñ‬....

Teri meri kahani , Jaise gandi pet ka pani Make up kaiku itta bharli, dikhri tu
dewani... 
[Khaleel] ‪#‎random_song‬ 
‪#‎random_rthym‬....

Tolichowki people be like "Machara'an
humlog'on k pichhe aur humlog'on
machar'on k pichhe too much fun...

‪#‎macharchowki‬ ..
‪#‎hyderabadi_Tales‬...

Tolichowki wale tennis player'an banjate
kate na raath me..

‪#‎Macharr_Chowkii‬...
‪#‎hyderabadi_Tales‬...

I have a serious dOubt..

Tolichowkii mai macharra hai.. Ya macharo mai Tolichowki..???

‪#‎Macharr_Chowkii‬...
‪#‎hyderabadi_Tales‬...

"Uppar Sey Gira Bum, Haddi Na Dum..."

‪#‎BoloKyaa‬?? xD
‪#‎Childhood_Memories‬...

"Wo Sab Baade Bataan Rehndo Baba ,

Bagair 'Filter' Ki Dp Daalke Batao
Facebook pe."
‪#‎Mama_Wo_Effect_Daalo‬ :'D 
‪#‎Goore_Dikhte_Tum‬...

"You're My Shak'kar, I'm Your Chumti."

‪#‎Hyderabadi_Pick_Up_Lines‬.....

BEFORE MARRIAGE

Boy : I have been waiting for this
day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :
Fun starts now

(Read from bottom to top)
‪#‎Baigan‬....